Living Causes Death - Episode 6
"Killing Kanye West"

Written/directed by Mike Gupta.

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Jimmy - So what's up there cornflake, you gonna get Kanye West's new album?

Jayshawn - I don't know man.  He's been quite an arrogant douchebag lately.

Jimmy - Well ya know, he did say he's the voice of our generation, so he has to be brilliant.

Jayshawn - Alright Number 1: if you say you're the voice of your generation, you're NOT the 
voice of your generation.  Number 2: He's a douchebag.  What ever happened to humble, unique 
artists like Puff Daddy, LL Cool J or MC Hammer.

Jimmy - Yeah those people were about as unique and humble as you're not a stereotype.

Jayshawn - Good motherfucking point.

Jimmy - You know he's signing albums at Virgin Megastore in Times Square, maybe we should 
go and pay him a visit.

Jayshawn - Yeah no doubt.

(@ Virgin Megastore)

Jimmy - Excuse me sir, where's the line to kill Kanye West?

Security Guard - It's on that side gentlemen.

Jimmy - Thanks a lot.  

(on line)

Jayshawn - I can't wait to shoot this arrogant, self-important, holier-than-thou, hubris having, 
elitest, shit don't stink, smug asshole mofo.

Kanye West - (rapping) 808s & Heartbreaks, 808s & Heartbreaks, 808s & Heartbreaks!

Jayshawn - (BANG)

(TV)

Newscaster - Breaking news out of New York.  We have just learned that Kanye West has just been 
killed.  It appears a group of 808 people have simultaneously shot the humble, non-arrogant 
rapper at the Virgin Megastore.  Let's go to the scene.

Reporter - So tell us why did you and 807 other people shoot Kanye West at the same time?

Jayshawn - Well, number 1: if you voluntarily say you're the voice of your generation, then 
you're NOT the voice of your generation.  Number 2: He's a douchebag. Number 3: we get a free 
Dr. Pepper

the end.

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