Living Causes Death - Episode 4
"Jimmy Vs. The George Washington Bridge"

Written/directed by Mike Gupta.

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Jimmy - Alright there Rosie so we going to Atlantic City this weekend?

Rosie - (whine whine whine)

Jimmy - Sounds good, let's roll.

(Driving)

Jimmy - I hope we don't hit traffic on the George Washington Bridge, 
cuz I don't feel like fighting with the bridge today.

...(Zoom to bridge)

Jimmy - Oh this is fucking beautiful.  

(Cut to day / night shot, Jimmy and Rosie are sleeping)

(Enter George Washington)

Jimmy - What the...who the fuck is this douchebag?  

George Washington - Hello my son.  Why do you posses so much anger?

Jimmy - What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

George Washington - Son, I am the founder of this country and the father 
of freedom. The bridge you are trying to get on bears thy name.

Jimmy - Oh, ok so you're the prick that made this bridge! You know, there's 
always freakin traffic here, big ass fuckin trucks and I can never get anywhere.  
And plus I gotta pay a $6 toll to go through this shit!

George Washington - But my son, this bridge has contributed to the economic 
viablity of New England and the North East.  This bridge lets capitalism 
dissiminate throughout the world.  It progresses mankind. It's the mother 
of free commerce and trade.

Jimmy - (blank stare) What the fuck did you say about my mother?

[Jimmy and George Washington fight Street Fighter II/Mortal Kombat style]


George Washington - When will you learn my son, that you can't beat the 
George Washington bridge?  Anything you wanna say before I finish you off?

Jimmy - You know, I think we should've taken the Lincoln Tunnel.  

the end.

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