Living Causes Death - Episode 3
"Racial Profiling"

Written/directed by Mike Gupta.

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Pedro - I'm so excited Jimmy! I met these girls on the Internet at this 
swingers club website. They're located in Ohio.  Me and Rajiv are going 
to have a lot of fun this weekend!

Jimmy - Alright there you sick horny fuck.  Have a good time.

(Honk honk)

Pedro - I think that's him I gotta run, later.

Rajiv - Come on you fuckin' roach get out here already!...This guy 
is taking all day.

Pedro - I'm coming! I'm coming! Hold your turbans S.A.!

Rajiv - What took you so long?  Another Saved By The Bell marathon?

Pedro - What's up with this big Uhaul truck?  

Rajiv -  My parent's have the car.  We better get going now.

Rajiv - What website did you meet these women on?

Pedro - It was on MySpace.  

Rajiv - Ohh hubba hubba!

(Cut to them driving in a secluded area, Rajiv holding Corona and 
talking on Cell)

Rajiv (on phone) - So how much can you save me on car insurance?

(Police Siren)

Rajiv - Holy shit! I'll call you back...I think we are screwed.

Pedro - Calm down S.A. We did nothing wrong.  

Officer Johnson - Where the hell are you two goin?  And what are ya'll 
doin in Cincinnati?!?

Rajiv - Oh hi my friend.  We are on our way to a Disabled Children's 
Hospital to do volunteer work.

Office Johnson - Well, you two are breaking the law.  

Pedro - But we didn't do anything wrong!

Office Johnson - Well, as per Ohio state law, you two are darker than 
this here paper bag, so Imma have to take ya'll in cuz it's standard 
protocol and procedure.

Rajiv - But we did nothing wrong! 

Pedro - This is an outrage!

(Cut to jail)

Rajiv - I can't believe this.  We didn't even do anything wrong!

Pedro - You're so naivve.  This is a really backwards, hilbilly town.  
Ofcourse when they saw us they were going to pull over. 

Rajiv - Is it a crime to be darker than a paper bag? I can't believe 
in 2006 people still judge other people by their skin color. 

Officer Johnson - Okay ya'll 2 is free to go now.

Rajiv - Listen my friend! I want a fucking explanation!  Why the hell 
were we pulled over if we did nothing wrong!

Officer Johnson - Calm down there sir.  I apologize for pulling ya'll 
2 over.  But rest assured that we are training our staff and enrolling them 
in a class to prevent any further racial profiling.

Rajiv - You got to be kidding me! You need to take a fucking class to tell
you not to single someone out strictly cuz of their race or skin color?

Officer Johnson - Well, we are running out of paper bags.

the end.

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